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How to… not do anything the right way

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The contemporary internet is full to the brim with videos shot from above showing how different foods and crafty things are made. Like this one. Everything is orderly, precise, and moves along at a brisk pace. And then, there’s this:

Cutting tomatoes with a dull knife, folding paper not exactly in half, excruciatingly peeling a hard boiled egg…that sort of thing. Probably not good for folks who have any kind of OCD tendency.

See also this video of the most unsatisfying things in the world. Same general idea but more clever. (via deadspin)

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bluebec
16 hours ago
Argh this video
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Important Moments in Philosophy

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The nice thing about Nietzsche is you don't have to write his dialog for him.

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We're just about sold out of London BAHFest tickets. Today is the last day I can guarantee any type of ticket, so please buy soon if you're planning to go!

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What creepy stuff will your ISP do once the FCC allows them to spy on your internet usage?

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Senate Republicans have introduced a bill to ensure that the FCC won't be able to prevent your ISP from spying on your internet usage and selling your private information. What does that mean in practice? (more…)

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Mysterious water-like streaks on Mars might be sand flows instead

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We thought the dark lines that appear on Martian slopes each summer were flowing salt water, but tumbling dust might be to blame
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Cucumber Challenge

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Ten points to any teacher who promises never to do this.

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Today's News:

3/4 of all BAHFest London tickets are gone! Today we'll achieve 5/6, then after that 6/7, until we asymptotically approach a sold out show.

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ameel
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Melbourne, Australia
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growler
2 days ago
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О, анекдот про глобус. Особенно смешно про конгресс

Vomiting Emoji

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My favorite might be U+1F609 U+1F93F WINKING FACE VOMITING.
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Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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aneweducation
5 hours ago
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Yeah these emojis are too lit for me lol
Cleveland, OH
JayM
2 days ago
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Is there a generic emoji representing emojis? That one vomiting on itself sounds good to me.

Get off my my lawn.

I have had this lawn, TCP/IP across non-private only links/systems aka Internet, since 1989 or so... UUCP and nn since 1985.
Atlanta, GA
dbt
3 days ago
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Vomiting statue of liberty, now there's a perfect use of emoji right now
Palo Alto, CA
alt_text_bot
3 days ago
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My favorite might be U+1F609 U+1F93F WINKING FACE VOMITING.
drchuck
3 days ago
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Long Island, NY
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